Friday, May 8, 2009

Photographic evidence that I shouldn't be allowed to have children



livin the thug life

Yes, that's my five year old. Why yes! those are itty bitty teeny tiny bling filled brass knuckles*. They fit him perfectly. And he is wearing aviators. and a bandana. Right now he's standing in the front yard flashing gang signs to the neighbors. They're all hiding behind their blinds, quaking in fear of the thug next door. Soon, he'll put away his bling, hop on his scooter and come in for a glass of milk. But until then, you best be steppin careful, yo.

*They actually go on a chain for a real (pretend) thug to wear as a necklace. He found them at the beach while I was looking at purses.

17 comments:

Being Brazen said...

such a great photo

Ashley said...

I'm a skeered!

What a cutie though. For realz.

Sweetly Single said...

lol that's one way to make sure your neighbors don't bother you

LceeL said...

Just don't tell him the brass knuckles go up one joint higher. Worn right there? The only thing he's going to hurt ... is his own poor knuckles.

Jocelyn said...

Does he have a tough-looking scar, from when that dog tried to take his face off?

Now THAT'S street cred.

Dingo said...

He looks like a rapper trying to fend off paparazzi. Go, L'il Man!

coastrat said...

Too funny!

Hope your back is feeling better...

Vodka Mom said...

adorable.

Twisting Ivy said...

LOL awesome. And he's the cutest street thug I've ever seen. =)

Vanessa said...

Too cute! And at least he isn't afraid to try new things!

Ree said...

Happy Mother's Day!!!

Yo.

Fragrant Liar said...

Can I borrow those, um, four-fingered rings? I gotta take care of some bidness here in da hood. Fo shizzle.

bernthis said...

I couldn't see his grill? You did buy him a grill right? and a tattoo.

the cubicle's backporch said...

I'm with bernthis- where's the grill? And the big diamond necklace with his first name initial hanging from it?

Lynette said...

Just think of it as "something to talk about" when he tells people how he grew up... LOL

Slyde said...

Thats cool!

does he also spill some milk from his sippy cup onto the ground...

you know, for his homies..

Tink said...

*Snort*