Monday, April 27, 2009

Hey Look! It's a post that's NOT about my back!

It's about how pharmaceuticals can make life bearable when without them, you are in agony. It's about how boring life can be when you can't do what you want, when you want. In other words, I'm soooooooo boooooorrrreeeedd. I can't think properly, so the reading isn't going so good. I have managed to start selling things on ebay though. How fun is that? People are paying big bucks for stuff I don't want anymore! I haven't quite figured out the shipping thing though. I think 'oh, this is small. I should be able to ship it for $5', then I get to the post office and he's all 'that'll be $10.50', and I'm all 0-o? (that's my confused face)

And I called a water delivery service to get the pool filled. Um, no. I refuse to pay $1000 for water. So I pulled the hose over and dropped it in and it should be full by August. My water usage isn't metered. I pay $56 a month whether I use none, or say, 23,000 gallons. Which, coincidentally, happens to be the amount my pool holds. So, at the rate it's running now, it should be full by mid-May. I am being considerate and only running it at night (only because I like my neighbor and want her to have water pressure during the day).

Let's see, what other trivial minutiae can I enthrall you with? Did I mention the boredom? and that my thought processes feel like they're under water? Am I making any sense at all? don't answer that. humor me.

The illustrious Betty Boop is going to the vet tomorrow for a pupectomy. She is the victim of an immaculate conception. That dog was never out of my presence the whole time she was in season, but I swear she's pregnant. Her little belly is all poofy and she's eating like a little pig. She has to be spayed no matter, so we'll see.

Remember when I was going to get a tattoo on the inside of my wrist? Of course you do. Well, I'm glad I didn't. Because for some reason, now when I see the word "BREATHE", I see BREATHE. See it? EAT. Now that I've seen it, I can't unsee it. And I need no reminders to eat, thankyouverymuch. Wouldn't that suck? Especially to have it permanently rendered on a place that can't easily be covered. So now I'm thinking of using my meditation mantra, which is "Let It Be". Maybe I'll write it on with a sharpie first, just to make sure. Thoughts?

OK, I'll put you out of your misery. I'm out of miscellany. Peace.


Anonymous said...

Man, I feel for you, girl! Boredom sucks!

Continuing to send you my thoughts and {{{{{HUGS}}}}}...

Ashley said...

Umm, wow. Not sure what to say but wow. Have fun with all that.
And feel better. Soon.

Fragrant Liar said...

Hey, welcome back! Yes, I think you should get a Sharpie and write "Let it Be" on your wrist to see if you like it there.

Then, because you know you'll want another one (tatts are addictive, I'm told), take that Sharpie and write on your butt cheek: "Let it Ride." You might also want to try one on each of your boobs, maybe something like "Don't Look Here."

I mean, you do want to be prepared, don't you? I'm thinking that even if you don't SAY so, that is also part of your mantra. Right?

Comedy Goddess said...

leTITbe. Sorry.

But seriously, breathe is ruined for me now. Although, breathing is eating air right?

the cubicle's backporch said...

I've always wanted to try and sell random stuff on ebay but then I chicken out. What if they write me a bad review?

I HATE being bored!!

Slyde said...

they actually have sercvices to fill your pool? ive never heard of that.

i do it each year with my water hose, thank you very much. kudos for you for doing it too!

Dingo said...

Water delivery? Does it come with a cabana boy and Tiki bar? Because I could go for that.

Ree said...

Are you right handed or left handed? Just be careful you don't write


or something if you use the opposite hand.

Vanessa said...

The drugs, they're good huh?

I like the idea of sharpie first. Never hurts to try it out if you can, right?