Distracted

Is it just me, or are Dr. Phil's teeth distracting? I'm trying to spend a peaceful Sunday worshipping at the alter of the great doctor via tivo, but instead of absorbing his wisdom for future use against the husband, I find myself staring at his unnaturally white teeth. His wife's are the same. In high school, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, some of the "different" kids would paint their teeth with white out and creep everyone out. (It is so true! I read a blog the other day where someone had the same memory) Or maybe we were sniffing the white out, who knows..where was I? Oh yeah, the good doctor's choppers. Do they distract anyone else?