tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post3573421227566387698..comments2023-11-05T04:57:22.240-05:00Comments on Craving Silence: MonsterShaniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15987082306573944813noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-2860230605590071872009-01-13T13:16:00.000-05:002009-01-13T13:16:00.000-05:00LMAO! This is hands-down the funniest post I've he...LMAO! This is hands-down the funniest post I've heard in a month. Thank you. I really needed that today. I'm also thinking I might need a bird. ;)Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-50210679337040845452009-01-07T18:57:00.000-05:002009-01-07T18:57:00.000-05:00OMG, I love your bird. Can I have him while you're...OMG, I love your bird. Can I have him while you're outta town? My cat would probably love him too, though your bird is undoubtedly much bigger.<BR/><BR/>Love your sense of humor. Happy new year.<BR/><BR/>KJ<BR/>http://fragrantliar.blogspot.comFragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-18479710597689467772009-01-02T19:43:00.000-05:002009-01-02T19:43:00.000-05:00Hey- happy new year, girl.Hey- happy new year, girl.Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-88681446233927726952008-12-17T16:46:00.000-05:002008-12-17T16:46:00.000-05:00My daughter wants a bird. Your post sounds like a...My daughter wants a bird. Your post sounds like a reason to get one.<BR/><BR/>Where do they poop? (Seriously!)Last Place Finisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06503504468257174592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-30881339569729704642008-12-16T09:57:00.000-05:002008-12-16T09:57:00.000-05:00Just found your blog this morning...loved it! Love...Just found your blog this morning...loved it! Love this story...too funny. Can't wait to visit you again!Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063254538593495040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-41973183310518773412008-12-15T16:34:00.000-05:002008-12-15T16:34:00.000-05:00PS..sorry about spoiling survivor for you, but in ...PS..<BR/><BR/>sorry about spoiling survivor for you, but in my defense anyone who is 2 weeks behind on a reality show is just ASKING for it!Slydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02170343849186268727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-33190287447696551962008-12-15T16:03:00.000-05:002008-12-15T16:03:00.000-05:00Bwahahahahahhaaa!! That's hyesterical! Do you have...Bwahahahahahhaaa!! That's hyesterical! Do you have any video of this bird?<BR/><BR/>(Found your blog through Slyde)Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-67827764156811677832008-12-12T10:18:00.000-05:002008-12-12T10:18:00.000-05:00OMG! I love Grey's. They have such amazing persona...OMG! I love Grey's. They have such amazing personalities. And great timing. <BR/><BR/>I had to come over and visit after I read your comment on Mrs. G's post on Robert Duvall....Just the fact that you have danced with him...ah, the jealousy.<BR/><BR/>Love your blog, btw.Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06027862831421242012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-37169660966877707232008-12-10T22:59:00.000-05:002008-12-10T22:59:00.000-05:00I'm not sure it would be good to have a smart bird...I'm not sure it would be good to have a smart bird around when I was alone in the room. I talk to myself alot. I wouldn't want to hear some of it repeated.Mrs. G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01171997573144385692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-29431070574798345222008-12-09T01:09:00.000-05:002008-12-09T01:09:00.000-05:00The belly training technique could be patented and...The belly training technique could be patented and expanded as a national weight loss program. Hearing my biggest bodily concerns articulated would keep me the hell out of the kitchen.<BR/><BR/>Or maybe I'd just have fried bird for dinner.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-64724388546300316512008-12-08T20:10:00.000-05:002008-12-08T20:10:00.000-05:00Thats awesome. And thats a beautiful bird. I had...Thats awesome. And thats a beautiful bird. I had 3 cockatiels, 2 grey and 1 all-white. I loved those damn birds...Slydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02170343849186268727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-380447050267884252008-12-08T13:04:00.000-05:002008-12-08T13:04:00.000-05:00I just got this joke in an email and had to share ...I just got this joke in an email and had to share it with you.<BR/><BR/>My New Parrot<BR/><BR/>Recently I received a parrot as a gift.<BR/><BR/>The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.<BR/><BR/>I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.<BR/><BR/>Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.<BR/><BR/>The parrot yelled back.<BR/><BR/>I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in<BR/>desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the<BR/>freezer.<BR/><BR/>For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.<BR/><BR/>Then suddenly there was total quiet.<BR/><BR/>Not a peep was heard for over a minute.<BR/><BR/>Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer.<BR/><BR/>The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said" I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I<BR/>fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."<BR/><BR/>I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.<BR/><BR/>As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"<BR/><BR/>I immediately thought of Monster!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-80733581014449032832008-12-07T17:54:00.000-05:002008-12-07T17:54:00.000-05:00Oh, it is a very good thing I don't have a bird th...Oh, it is a very good thing I don't have a bird that talks like I do . . . a very good thing.<BR/><BR/>I would be in so much trouble. :)carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04038972194323564240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-42452303116049182142008-12-06T22:35:00.000-05:002008-12-06T22:35:00.000-05:00Great story as usual!Great story as usual!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-29336088976992716702008-12-05T20:49:00.000-05:002008-12-05T20:49:00.000-05:00Love that bird! A friend I lived with had a grey ...Love that bird! A friend I lived with had a grey and she would call my dogs in my voice, tell them to sit, then tell them "bad dog, bad dog" until they hung their heads. The dogs also cleared a path anytime she was near. <BR/><BR/>The one phrase I taught her she still repeats every time friend walks through the door: Mommie's a crackhead! <BR/><BR/>We also taught her to say Bill Gates is the Anti Christ since we are Mac people.Vanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14149777435132497067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-43432520791142929252008-12-05T19:21:00.000-05:002008-12-05T19:21:00.000-05:00Awesome. Can I borrow him? =)Awesome. Can I borrow him? =)Twisting Ivyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13746412363659888936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-19471838579278941842008-12-05T18:09:00.000-05:002008-12-05T18:09:00.000-05:00oh my GOD!!! That is so damn funny~!!!!oh my GOD!!! That is so damn funny~!!!!Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-15237122296800147612008-12-05T16:30:00.000-05:002008-12-05T16:30:00.000-05:00I grew up with an African Grey! His first words w...I grew up with an African Grey! His first words were "SHUT UP!!!" because he was listening/imitating our other dusty parrot squawk, a sound that would pierce your brain. My grandmother was stuck at our house recovering from surgery, for weeks, and couldn't take that sound in stereo.<BR/><BR/>Then he began making the sounds of the cat fights and scolding the unaware cats. Too funny!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-85063748986545065572008-12-05T14:33:00.000-05:002008-12-05T14:33:00.000-05:00Your bird has quite the sense of humor and, appare...Your bird has quite the sense of humor and, apparently, impeccable timing. However, birds still scare me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-38810959583021572352008-12-05T13:26:00.000-05:002008-12-05T13:26:00.000-05:00What an awesome bird! So funny his comments after ...What an awesome bird! So funny his comments after you leave the room!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-66149076062736338232008-12-05T13:24:00.000-05:002008-12-05T13:24:00.000-05:00I need a bird around that says that every time I h...I need a bird around that says that every time I head to the kitchen.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you're onto something there.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01542230897888388433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-49015843172476588972008-12-05T11:11:00.000-05:002008-12-05T11:11:00.000-05:00Damn! I would totally own a bird if I could be gu...Damn! I would totally own a bird if I could be guaranteed it would be a bird like that!<BR/><BR/>You really are craving silence, aren't you?Candyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14070433904661239686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-5505123812511223772008-12-05T11:07:00.000-05:002008-12-05T11:07:00.000-05:00LOL omg he's great!!! No wonder why you keep him a...LOL omg he's great!!! No wonder why you keep him around.Sweetly Singlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12380947782033563697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-19422469535826476432008-12-05T09:51:00.000-05:002008-12-05T09:51:00.000-05:00I am laughing so hard. Great stories. Makes me mis...I am laughing so hard. Great stories. Makes me miss my Umbrella Cockatoo. She mimicked the phone, laughed, made kissy noises, when the dogs barked, she would either mock them, or scream "shut up!" And when the phone rang - "helloooo?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3017250613851027863.post-12371865440020735742008-12-05T09:34:00.000-05:002008-12-05T09:34:00.000-05:00Awesome! I grew up with a Macaw named Twiggy and a...Awesome! I grew up with a Macaw named Twiggy and a Grey named Waylon. Waylon was mean as shit. Twiggy love spagetti and to tell people to shut up. I get a huge kick out of birds but I can't stand the biting.Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15525854482650486213noreply@blogger.com